my 80s hair, by seung yi

Hi everybody! It's me, Seung Yi!

How are you all, my fans and friends?

I'm good. It's hot here. I got sweaty today in the car because John had to stop for gas. I love John. I talk about him alot. When Mum draws stuff for me with the crayons here are the things I ask her to draw and the order I ask her to draw them in: Pa, John, cat, dog, hand. I can say "John Diiiss" now, which means John Drives. I am saying lots of other stuff too. Like, "Mama Bye!", "light on", "go walk", and "mine! wah!" That last one I like to use when Kong's here :)

The most exciting thing these days though is my new hairdo. My Mom says she is trying to grow my hair out all one length. She's been trying to grow my bangs out forever. Like since before I was even one! They are actually getting pretty long but then Mom keeps trimming the rest of my hair to keep it in line with the bangs. She was doing an ok job but then last week she decided to cut my hair while I was fidgety and things are sort of berserk now.

Mom cut all the way around 2/3rds of my head nicely and then cause I was restless she got reckless and suddenly over my left ear the scissors went chop chopping crazily. On the right side she left my hair below the ear but on the left she sliced it in the middle of my ear!

Auntie Emma says that maybe Auntie Jodi will appreciate my hair as fashion forward. Here's what it looks like:

Mom says I look like the weird dude from Human League, some creepy 80s band:

Actually, after she told me that she decided that no, it wasn't quite that style because it was clipped closer to the ear and actually she thinks I look like this lady whose mouth is hanging open. I bet she drools as much as me:

Me, I'm not from Mom's freaky old generation. I prefer to think that I look like model du jour, Aygness Deyn. Check it out:

Good thing I'm going to London at the end of the month so that they can all revel in my cutting edge beauty.

[Seung Yi-3-May-2008]