pass the dutchie

Hi! It's me, Seung Yi!

Dang, y'all, it is hawt here in Delhi. I am hotter than my Pa's bowl of noodles. Chilli oil included! I'm here hanging out at home with my bro and the 'rents wearing nothing but my diaper. Saw nice doctor Gupta the other day and she says that although I used to be short and scrawny, I am now short and fat. As I like to say, Fat?So! The rolls of chub help me to relax more comforatbly when I lie down. And the padding helps it not hurt so much when I fall over. Though, I gotta admit I'd like it if I could cultivate some head fat. Since that's what I fall on most often. My head.

Things here are pretty good. Can't complain ;) Pa has been busy at work and has therefore been up to his usual staying-up-till-3-am tricks. I can't wait till I get to be a night owl, too. Ji has been busy working on his supercool science fair project. He planted some of the old veg Mum was going to throw in the trash. The carrot grew really well but the beet and the green onion kinda died out. Still, he's put together this great display board and he's made a carrot costume to wear to the fair. I know, kids don't usually wear costumes, but this is JI we're talking about, yo. There's got to be a costume or some dancing involved somewhere along the line. Mum has been busy at school. She went in and started at 8 am three mornings this week. I kinda like it when she does that because then I get to kick around in bed with Pa and Ji and laze around instead of having to get up fast and have a bath and get dressed and yawn, yawn, yawn. Mum's happy cause they told her at school she'll have a full schedule next year. She says blah blah personal fulfillment and career forwardment yadda yadda and all I have to say is MORE TOYS FOR ME.

Tomorrow should be a fun day! We're going to Ji's science fair (after we cut up a bunch of carrot sticks for his project; nothing brings on an audience like free food, even if it is vegetables!) and then in the afternoon Mum is going to the fancy dress tailor to try and get started on the beeeyoooteeful bridesmaid dresses. In the evening Ji and I have to stay with a BABYSITTER while Mum and Pa go on a date!!!

Hee hee hee, we're just going to stay with Iaimon. But at NIGHT! Mum's school is having their annual faculty gala and Mum and Pa are going.

But while they're gone...Ji and I are gonna roll it & shmoke it! Check me out: Bob Marley shirt from Rockin' Auntie Anne, Britney Spears shorts from Grammie-O, and Pink Mermaid shoes from Charlotte. Luv ya, XXX OOO Seung Yi.

[Seung Yi-21-April-2007]