my first movie review, by seung yi sayo

Hi! It's me! Seung Yi! Guess what? I watched my first movie. And I watched it four times. Yes, four times, can you believe it? It was just that good. Mum put it on and I was riveted from the very begining. I couldn't stop staring at the screen. Actually, neither could Mum. But she said I Iooked extra funny cause I had my tongue hanging out of my mouth. Well, it was such a cool movie I couldn't be bothered to take the time to retract my tongue. Since I liked it so much, I got to watch it again and again and I might even watch it once more today too. And I've memorized all the dialogue. Heh heh, there isn't any dialogue! But I memorized everything else about it!

Oh, but I forgot to tell you which movie it was that I was watching. It was made by my very own Famous Uncle Jake! Isn't that the coolest? He made a film! And not just any film, a really cool one. You see, there's this lady, and she's, like, in three colours. She's white, um, green I think, and red. And she starts dancing! In triplicate! The music is awesome. The dancing is very spiky. And cool. I especially liked the part at the end where the dancer looked like a Buddha. A breathing Buddha. Well, more like three breathing Buddhas. It was wicked.

But Uncle Jake, I think next time the dancer should wear a tutu.

Love, Seung Yi XXXOOO

[Randy's Reviews-25-March-2007]