dear pa

Hi! It's me! Seung Yi!

How are you there in India? Mum told me that you finally bought a towel when you went to the Big C in Bangkok. Ha ha ha ha. That is, like, so funny. You had no towels! And Mum told me that you have no clothes washer and you haven't gotten your clothes washed since she left. Ha ha ha ha! I am laughing my head off. Isn't it fun when Mum isn't around to bug you to do stuff like brush your teeth and wash your clothes? I tell ya I am looking forward to the day when I get to spend more than a half hour away from her. It's always wiping this, cleaning that, scrubbing here, picking there. I'd like to just sit it my own poop some days, but ohhhh noooo, we have to get out a fresh diaper, like, right away. Jeez.

So anyways, things here are fine. Gramma came to rescue us from all-Mum-all-the-time. She is soooooo nice. I love her. I really, really, really love her. She brought me a present! It's a mesh bag that you can stuff with food and let me suck on and I won't choke! That rules. Gramma is so awesome. And Grampa is supposed to come and see us tomorrow. We are lucky he is on that Crazy Doctor Poon diet and he won't be guzzling booze tonight cause you know, it is Boys' Night Out. I can't wait. He will cook Mum some tasty yummy food and I will get to enjoy it second hand.

Speaking of food, Pa, I've been meaning to tell you that I have discovered something new. It's called my...HAND. It is so amazing. It is small enough to fit in my mouth and it is kind of warm and it tastes a little teeny bit salty and sometimes, in its crevices, I can find this really delicous fuzz! If you want, I'll let you lick it when I see you at the end of the month. I'm sure you will love it too.

Luv SY XX OO

[Seung Yi-1-December-2006]