angelina jolie: biter
Compare and learn for yourself. Angie's not perfect; she's a stealing, robbing, copying biter!
| I'm born in 1974. | Angelina's born in 1975. | Advantage: Niedzwiecki |
| I'm 100% Canadian. | Angelina's grandparents on her mother's side were French Canadian. | Advantage: Niedzwiecki |
| My Dad is a teacher and my Mom is a social worker. | Angelina's Dad is an Academy-Award-Winning-Actor and her mother is a model. | Advantage: Tie* *Her Dad is kind of an idiot,and she's estranged from him, so she doesn't have full advantage. |
| I get married in 2000. I wear my Grandmother's wedding gown. | Angelina also gets married in 2000 but has already been married once, back in 1996. She wore a bloody shirt and black leather trousers to her first wedding. | Advantage: Jolie |
| I find Billy Bob Thornton strangely attractive in Primary Colours (1998) but later very much dislike him when he becomes scrawny and full of himself in later years. | Angelina finds Billy Bob even more alluring after starring in Pushing Tin with him in 1999, marries him in 2000, but later divorces him when he turns out to be less-than-keen on her reincarnation as someone interested in international development. | Advantage: Niedzwiecki |
| I win a thousand dollar scholarship for art history at Queen's University! | Angelina wins three Golden Globes, two SAG awards, and an Academy Award for her work as an actress. | Advantage: Jolie |
| I work as a United Nations volunteer in a small south-east asian country from 1998-2000. | After filming Tomb Raider in a small south-east asian country, Angelina becomes interested in refugee issues and becomes a Goodwill Ambassador for UNHCR in 2001. | Advantage: Niedzwiecki |
| I give birth to a half south-east asian boy in November 2001. | Angelina adopts a fully south-east asian boy in March 2002. | Advantage: Tie* *Maddox was actually born August 5 2001. |
| I can't bear to look at the nurse when she takes blood. | Angelina wears husband number 2's blood in a vial on a necklace; she has a knife collection; her incredibly beautiful body is covered in tattoos. | Advantage: Jolie |
| My student tells his mom I look just like Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby. | Angelina looks like...Angelina Jolie. | Advantage: Jolie |
| I give birth to my gorgeous daughter on August 28 2006 in Toronto. | Angelina gives birth to her cute daughter on May 27 2006 in Namibia. | Advantage: Jolie |
| I travel to New Delhi with my kid on October 28 2006. | Jolie travels to New Delhi with her kids on November 4 2006. | Advantage: Niedzwiecki |
| I live in Vietnam for two years and visit Ho Chi Minh city on several occasions during that time and ride on motorcycles with my husband frequently. | Jolie travels to Ho Chi Minh City in November 2006 and rides behind Brad Pitt on a motorcycle. | Advantage: Niedzwiecki |
| I go to New Orleans with my family for spring break 2004. | Angelina goes to New Orleans in November 2006 with her family - definitely not for spring break. | Advantage: Niedzwiecki |
There you have it, folks. Look at me! Look at me! I'm waaaay cooler than Angelina Jolie!
[On The Road-30-November-2006]
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