ji watched harold & kumar on the ipod while we were out

"Mum, what's the secret ingredient that that guy puts into the burger sauce in Harold and Kumar?"

"Animal goop."

"No, no, not goop, something else..."

"Yeah, they mean something like goop. Slurm."

"No, he says animal something. What is it?"

"Hey, how about we read a book?"

"Animal semen! That's it! Ha ha ha ha ha! Animal semen. [pause] Mum, what's animal semen? Like, an animal SEA-MAN? Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? A SEA-MAN? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

[Ji Hong-14-February-2007]