a. flower by ji
b. phei bathrobe
c. playing
d. car race
e. bathies
f. crazee momma
g. phet's office
h. phet's colleagues
i. putting on the ritz
j. giant flower
k. frickin monkey
l. hotel in agra
m. plasma screen tv
n. ha ha massage chair
o. thumbs up for the taj
p. bobby the tourguide
q. sy not so impressed
r. red fort
s. ji and tourguide
t. lodhi garden tomb
u. mum didn't eat here